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Vionna Valis and Mary Jane Kelly are a
pair of hard working psychic detectives experiencing a run of bad luck. A
new detective agency, the Femmes Fatales, is taking most of their
business. Things seem to change for the better in the form of a new
client named Scudder Moran, a wealthy young man with a unique problem;
He has been targeted by the very, very late Professor James Moriarty—the
Napoleon of Crime in another century, now Lord of the Vampires! Unexpected help arrives in the ghostly person of the Great
Detective himself, and they set about unraveling a tangled web of lies
and secrecy that reaches deep into each of their lives. Can they find
the light before Moriarty unleashes his final, most horrific scheme?
SAMPLE CHAPTER from VIONNA and the VAMPIRES:
As the dreadful events of the autumn of 1888 play out, Sherlock Holmes has his hands full with Professor Moriarty, Jack the Ripper, and a certain Transylvanian nobleman with an extended shelf life. And it seems that Doctor Watson has somehow been erased from history! But nothing is ever what it seems, and Holmes will not face his greatest challenge alone...
MISS VIONNA VALIS OF BAKER STREET
That night, after Mary and I got back home and I went to sleep, something happened.
I'm not going to call it a dream, because it wasn't.
went to bed, nodded off to sleep, and all this weird stuff started
happening. It was like a dream in some ways, but it wasn't a dream. It
made more sense than a dream usually does, for one thing. But, like a
dream, it seemed to me at the time that everything was the way it was
supposed to be.
After I dropped off to sleep, the whole thing
started up, just like a movie or a play or a Sherlock Holmes story told
by Doctor Watson.
With one important difference.
You'll see what I mean.
CHAPTER ONE: MISTER SHERLOCK HOLMES
Being a reprint from the reminiscences of Miss Vionna Vernet Valis, late of the Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum
It was a fine evening
in the autumn of the year 1888, and Mister Sherlock Holmes, the
big-deal genius consulting detective, with whom I shared rooms at 221B
Baker Street, had been sitting in the same position for like hours and
hours and hours without saying a word to me. He was crouched over a
flask from his massive chemistry set, brewing up this horrible reeking
glop. He was stinking up the whole house with it, but he didn't care. He
always pretty much does whatever the heck he feels like, up to and
including shooting holes in the wall with a pistol.
I'm totally serious, he did that one time. The holes are still there. In the shape of the Queen's initials. Honest.
If I did something like that, they'd put me away.
"So," said Holmes, suddenly, "you do not propose to invest in South African securities?"
just sat there and looked at him for a few seconds. Holmes is always
saying crazy stuff like that, and I hardly ever pay any attention to it.
He seemed to be waiting for an answer, though, so I finally said, "I
guess not. I've never even thought about doing anything like that."
wheeled around on his little stool, holding his flask full of smelly
crap, with a goofy gleam in his deep-set eyes. The gleam turned into a
look of mild shock.
"What on earth..?" he said. "I could have
sworn for a moment that you were... somebody else, Valis. Strange. I had
the impression that you ought to be a... well, never mind." He shook
his head. "Now, confess yourself utterly taken aback."
"Huh? I don't follow you."
yourself completely mystified, Valis," he said sharply. "And then ask
me to explain how I could possibly know such a thing. Don't you want me
to reveal to you the chain of reasoning by which I arrived at my
I shrugged again. "Not unless you're just dying to.
Where the heck is Mrs. Hudson? She should have brought our dinner up by
now. I'm starving."
“You remember,” he continued, “that some
little time ago when I read you the passage in one of Poe’s sketches in
which a close reasoner follows the unspoken thoughts of his companion,
you were inclined to treat the matter as a mere tour-de-force of the
author. On my remarking that I was constantly in the habit of doing the
same thing you expressed incredulity.”
"Nope," I said truthfully. "I don't remember that at all."
scowled at me and said, "My dear Valis, I must insist that you demand
an explanation from me. You must be curious about how I was able to
divine your mental processes and come to the conclusion that you have
decided not to invest in South African securities."
"Is that what
I was thinking? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I don't remember
thinking about anything like that. It must have been a fluke. If you say
so, I believe you, but I don't even know what a South African security
is. When did you learn how to read people's minds?"
read people's minds," he replied, closing his eyes, pinching the bridge
of his nose, and sounding a little peeved. "I deduced it in the same way
Poe's character did, by... Oh, never mind. We'll just take it as read
that I'm brilliant. I do, however, wish you could bring yourself to at
least feign incredulity."
"If I knew what that word meant, I might."
Holmes or I could say anything else, we heard the sound of someone
coming up the stairs. I was hoping for Mrs. Hudson and food, but whoever
it was stopped and knocked on the door, which Mrs. Hudson hardly ever
does without hollering to tell us who she is.
Holmes threw open
the door-- he always does even the smallest things in a dramatic way--
and there stood good old Inspector Lestrade. He's a police detective,
and he is constantly bugging Holmes with problems and cases he isn't
able to solve by himself.
Lestrade is kind of small for a man,
and he looks sort of like a rat in the face, but I don't mean that in
bad way. Well, I don't guess there's any good way to mean that, but I'm
not trying to insult him, that's just how he looks. He has big front
teeth that protrude a little, and his eyes are sort of beady.
"Do come in, Inspector," Holmes said," and have a seat. I fancy a small drop of something wouldn't come amiss?"
I would say not while I'm on duty," said Lestrade, taking a seat in the
basket chair. "But since I am at present on duty around the clock, I
believe I can make an exception."
"You have come to consult me,"
Holmes said as he whipped up a tumbler of whiskey and soda, "with regard
to these Whitechapel killings, I believe."
Lestrade looked at me, smiling and shaking his head. "How does he do it, Miss Valis?"
I said, "in this case, he probably figured it out from the fact that
you have some mud on the cuffs of your trousers that came from where
they're digging up the road in front of the post office. Also from the
calluses on your right thumb and forefinger."
He looked at his right hand for a couple seconds, then said, "Why, I don't have any..."
mind that, Inspector," Holmes interrupted, giving me a look. "Valis
imagines she has a sense of humor now and then. It's best to pay her no
I made a noise, but Holmes paid me no mind.
was actually a very elementary deduction on my part," he continued. "The
murders are the reason you, and many of your fellow officers, are on
"Then you know we are up against the wall."
nodded. "I have heard that careers may be at stake. It is too often the
case among police officials that the danger to their standing is cause
for more concern than the fate of a killer and his victims. Your lack of
blinkered personal ambition does you credit, Lestrade."
inspector nodded. "Warren himself may be in jeopardy if the killer is
not brought to book. So he is making life difficult for his
subordinates. Most have been feeding him spurious reassurances. I, on
the other hand, have admitted that the case defies everything I have
learned about criminal investigation. I cannot suggest a course of
“Dear me, Inspector,” Holmes said. “In all your years on
the force, you have not mastered the art of telling your superiors what
they wish to hear, rather than what you know to be true?”
came up with a grim little smile and said, “Toadying has never been my
strong suit. I tell my superiors the truth, because the only way to get
to the bottom of these outrages is to clearly establish just how much we
do not know.”
“Excellent! I flatter myself that some of my own
hard-won wisdom has rubbed off on you. I may have done you a disservice,
though. Your intelligence and experience, combined with your customary
forthrightness, could serve to make you expendable."
Lestrade said, "But that isn't why I've come to you. I am here because I
am utterly stumped and because I cannot bear the thought of that
butcher having his way with even one more poor woman. I will see this Jack the Ripper hang for what he has done."
he was talking about was a series of murders that had recently been
committed in the East End of London, which is a dangerous, impoverished
place. Somebody that called himself Jack the Ripper had been
slaughtering prostitutes in an area called Whitechapel. The murders were
totally heinous, some of the most gruesome stuff I had ever heard of.
Four women had been killed so far.
"Jack the Ripper," Holmes
repeated slowly. "The name he has signed to his correspondence. He seems
quite adept at spreading terror with a pen as well as with a knife. The
name is just jocular enough to be truly chilling in the context of his
deeds. And it raises the shade of another nocturnal bogeyman, the
legendary Spring-Heel Jack. Devilishly clever, eh, Valis?"
I shrugged. "If you say so."
cleared his throat. "Well,” he said, “we are not at all sure, Mister
Holmes, that the letter received by the Central News Agency, claiming
credit for the murders and giving that 'trade name,' was in fact written
by the killer. There is a rumor we are striving to track to its source
to the effect that a journalist produced the thing to create further
sensationalism around the case."
"Not an untenable hypothesis,”
Holmes said. "It's a great pity that Warren ordered the graffiti found
in Goulston Street on the night of the 'Double Event' to be rubbed out
before it could be photographed. That might have provided some grist for
the deductive mill."
During the early morning of September 30,
Jack the Ripper had killed two women, Elizabeth Stride and Catherine
Eddowes. Shortly after the second murder, a police constable found a
blood-soaked piece of an apron at the entrance to a tenement in Goulston
Street. On the wall above the spot where the piece of apron-- which
turned out to have belonged to Catherine Eddowes-- had been found,
somebody had written a strange message in chalk: "The Juwes are the men
that will not be blamed for nothing." It didn't seem to have any real
meaning, and nobody knew if "Juwes" referred to Jews or something else
entirely. It wasn't even for sure that the Ripper had written it. But it
could have been important. Which is why it was strange that Sir Charles
Warren, Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, had personally ordered
that it be erased before the sun came up-- without it being
Lestrade shook his head sadly and said, "Isn't
that the truth, sir? A criminal act in itself, if you ask me. Warren's
conduct throughout this Ripper affair has been odd. And it isn't just
him. A great many of the higher-ups have behaved like fools or children.
They have made a difficult job nearly impossible with their dithering
Lestrade closed his eyes, took a couple of deep breaths, and drank some whiskey before he spoke again.
Ripper has been quiet for a few weeks now," he said, "but I cannot kid
myself that he is finished. I have the awful feeling that he is planning
on an outrage that will eclipse his previous crimes. I am not
officially empowered to ask you to take on the case. It isn't your usual
line of country, I know. The Ripper seems to be a random madman. But I
believe you can do it. I implore you, sir."
"Alas, Lestrade, I cannot."
The inspector looked stunned. So did I.
"And why not, if I may ask?" Lestrade's mood, which was not very chipper to begin with, had just changed for the worse.
"Prior commitments," Holmes said flatly.
"Now, see here! If locating some old dowager's diamond tiara, or..."
sorry, Inspector," Holmes said gently but firmly, but more firmly than
gently, "but I cannot undertake to assist you. I am sorry."
"At least four women have died. How many more are doomed? I implore you, sir."
"And that is your final word?"
"I'm afraid it is."
was fuming. "Well! A fine thing! A very good day to you, Mister
Sherlock Holmes!" He said it in a tone that made it clear he actually
hoped Holmes would have a very bad day; maybe a week or a month of
nothing but bad days. He nodded at me and said "Miss Valis," in a snotty
voice, even though all I did was sit and mind my own business.
was pretty ticked off," I observed, after the inspector had stormed out
of the room, stomped down the seventeen steps to the ground floor, and
slammed out through the door onto the street, cursing the whole way.
Holmes said calmly, "but I imagine his condition will improve when I
deliver the Ripper into his hands, along with sufficient evidence to
send the fiend to the gallows."
"Huh? You just told him you wouldn't take the case!"
enough," he said, frowning at me." But what I did not tell him is that I
cannot take on the case for him, because it would be unethical."
I said, giving him back his frown with interest. "How the heck is it
not unethical to refuse to help the police catch a murderer? Especially
this one! Jack the Ripper has cut four women to bits, pulled their guts
out, and tossed them around all over the public streets!"
entrails were not tossed around, Valis. They were very deliberately
draped, in two cases, over the victims' shoulders. And Elizabeth Stride
merely had her throat cut. She was not disemboweled."
"That doesn't make it any better," I pointed out.
know that. But I cannot investigate the case for Lestrade for the
simple reason that I am already investigating it for someone else."
That surprised me. "Who?"
client has resources the police do not, and has agreed to put them at
my disposal. The Ripper has drawn a great deal of official attention to
the East End, and my client finds the increased police presence most
"Which totally does not answer my question," I
pointed out. "And how would all of that stuff be true? I mean, unless
he's a criminal himself."
Holmes said nothing, just looked at me and smiled.
"He is!" I exclaimed. "You're working for a criminal!"
right, Valis. I'll not mince words. I am climbing into bed with the
devil I know, that I may put paid to the one I do not."
"Who?" I pressed.
"Have you ever heard me speak of Professor James Moriarty?" Holmes replied.
I shook my head.
"Of course not," he said, "because I have never spoken of him. But for years past I have continually been conscious of some power behind the malefactor, some deep organizing power which forever stands in the way of the law, and throws its shield over the wrong-doer. Again and again in cases of the most varying sorts—forgery cases, robberies, murders—I have felt the presence of this force, and I have deduced its action in many of those undiscovered crimes in which I have not been personally consulted. I have not spoken of it because it was so nebulous. But that has changed."
Holmes paused in his spiel, which was my cue to say something.
"I'll be danged!" I exclaimed. "How 'bout that!"
He nodded. "Quite. I have spent a great deal of time striving to put a name and a face to this power. I confess I found myself baffled. So imagine my surprise when this shadowy Organizing Power presented himself to me one evening in these rooms."
"How 'bout that!" I exclaimed. "I'll be danged!"
Holmes gave me a look, and I started trying to think of some different exclamations.
"You were not here, of course. I was occupied with some notes pertaining to a monograph I intend to write on the Polyphonic Motets of Lassus-- please, Valis, do not ask me what those are-- when there was a knock at the door.
"I opened it, to behold a most singular individual standing at our threshold. It was a man who might be an old-looking forty or a young-looking sixty. He was extremely tall and thin. His forehead domed out in a white curve, and his two eyes were deeply sunken in his head."
"He has two of them," I said. "That's good. And this is that Professor Moriarty you're talking about now?" Just getting it straight in my head.
"Of course," said Holmes. He was beginning to sound very annoyed. "He is clean-shaven, pale, and ascetic-looking, retaining something of the professor in his features. His shoulders are rounded from much study, and his face protrudes forward and is forever slowly oscillating from side to side in a curiously reptilian fashion.
" 'May I help you, sir?' I asked him.
" 'You are Mister Sherlock Holmes,' he informed me, as though I might somehow be unaware of the fact. I nodded my acknowledgement.
" 'I have come,' said he, 'to consult you on a matter of the utmost gravity. Lives are at stake. Indeed, lives have already been lost. I will not pretend that those lives are of any great consequence to me, but there are other matters involved, which do affect me personally. May I come in, or do you make a practice of interviewing potential clients while standing in your doorway?'
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